Too Poor for Unemployment

So I got my denial of unemployment benefits in the mail today. Why was it denied?

And I quote,

“You did not earn enough in your base period to qualify for benefits.”

That is to say:

You made so little money when you worked that we don’t care you got fired.

Love,

The American Government .

P.S.

We don’t care if you get housing either. *kisses*

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